Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".
The Senate is now considering increasing government subsidies for corn growers to produce more ethanol. If we produce enough ethanol we can postpone our next invasion of a Middle Eastern country for two to three years.
Valentines day are coming up and a German company has made chokolate in shapes of couples making love. I don't like them... I don't want my chokolate to have more fun than me.
As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline.
According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.
Know what the Taliban leaders like to do for fun? Just sit around and get bombed.
When President Chirac gave [President] Bush a souvenir statue of the Eiffel Tower... Bush said 'This is great! A little oil rig!'
Today, you get better performance from a Ford Focus than a Ferrari from the mid-70s. [The Focus] is just as fast and with better fuel economy. It's fun to see supercar technology trickle down to everyday cars.
