Karl Pilkington Quotes - Page 6

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.

I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.

For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.

If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.

We all just want to sit on our ass.

The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.

The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else to drown it out at the time?

A dog has got human eyes.

It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.

It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

Treat the world like a head.

By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.

The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.

Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe.

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.