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Karl Pilkington Quotes - Page 5

I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.

I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.

"The Moaning of Life". Travel documentary comedy, 2013 – 2015.

We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...

"Karl Pilkington On 'An Idiot Abroad,' Endangered Animals & Ricky Gervais (VIDEO)". Interview with Jordan Zakarin, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 20, 2012.

How would I know which one I was?

Podcast Series 2 Episode 1,

I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut.

"The Podfather Trilogy" (Episode 2 "Thanksgiving"), November 23, 2006.

The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

"3 Minute Wonder". Documentary, Short, Comedy, Episode 3, (2006– ).

We're just a weed in the universe

Podcast Series 5 Episode 4,

I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for

Karl Pilkington (2010). “An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington”, p.71, Canongate Books

Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.

Podcast Series 2, Episode 1, February 27, 2006.

At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?

"The Ricky Gervais Show" podcast (Season 1, Episode 3), December 19, 2005.