After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches.
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
