Kin Hubbard Quotes - Page 6

None but the brave can live with the fair.

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.

It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations

Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.

Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.

All the world loves a good loser.

I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.

We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.

Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.

Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion

Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.

I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.

Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.