Kin Hubbard Quotes - Page 5

The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.

When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower.

You won't skid if you stay in a rut.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!

Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.

Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.

Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.

It's the good loser who finally loses out.

It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?

We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.

Politics makes strange post-masters.

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.