Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.
A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!
Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".
Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.
You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one.
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!
I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".
I don't know if you've ever fallen asleep whilst eating a plate of cauliflower, and then woken up, and thought you were in the clouds.
I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.
If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.
We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of seminars is full of things I thought would be useful: quick service restaurant and mobile phone applications. Businesses are providing more services and products by self-service means.
I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!!
When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels!
Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.
I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels.
