Noel Coward Quotes about Funny

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Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

Noel Coward

Funny, Humor, Men

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Noel Coward

Funny, Humor, Long

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

Noel Coward

Funny, Humorous, People

Design for Living act 3, sc. 1 (1932)

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

Noel Coward

Funny, Marriage, Sometimes

Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood aside to allow God to go on first. I can also remember that on that particular occasion He gave a singularly uninspired performance.

Noel Coward

Funny, Humorous, Years

The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand.

Noel Coward

Funny, Beautiful, Home

'The Stately Homes of England' (1938 song).

I have always been very fond of them (drama critics) . . . I think it is so frightfully clever of them to go night after night to the theatre and know so little about it.

Noel Coward

Funny, Clever, Drama