If I ever asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked a woman and been totally vulnerable.
My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes
Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
The world is open for play, that everything and everybody is mockable, in a wonderful way.
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that quiet time is just observing.
Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.
Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!
You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude
I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.
A place where we all go can't be bad.
I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.
I did an event in Washington, and it was like we lifted a sea.Immediately after [9/11], there was a stunned shock - kind of this feeling of "What do we do now?" I started performing, and there was a catharsis in the laughing. People started to be able to laugh again. Laughter can be many things - sometimes a medicine, sometimes a weapon, depending on.
The dramas for me allow me to explore more behavioral, deeper psychological things. But the comedies obviously allow me to explore the idea of really working off other people. I'm having more fun doing that.
It's been a tough year. . . Someone said I should send out Buddhist thank-you cards since Buddhists believe that anything that challenges you makes you pull yourself together.
My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it.
If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"
Directing requires great discipline, that ability to be in and out at the same time. The great ones I've worked with are like generals. It's a bit like a small war on that level. The great ones have that combination of freedom and control. I'm nowhere near that. There's still so much to do as an actor. I have enough to explore with that.
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ?
I got to ninth grade and there was wrestling, and I went, 'Wait a minute, this is fun.' Basically, it was a chance for a small kid like me to get a chance to wail on another small kid. I went, 'I love this.' The discipline of it was great. Plus, I really started to be good at it.
With mountain biking, it's always that constant thing, negotiating singletrack, which I like, but for a road ride that rhythm is really Buddhist. When you get a good pedal stoke, it's that thing of everything works.
I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material
