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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Will Rogers
Funny, Sports, Hate
Quoted in Michael HobbsThe Golf Quotation Book (1992).

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Will Rogers
Funny, Sarcastic, Book
"The Wordsworth Dictionary of Quotations". Book by Connie Robertson, 1996.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

Will Rogers
Funny, Money, Two
Will Rogers, James Smallwood, Steven K. Gragert (1982). “Will Rogers' Weekly Articles: The Hoover years, 1929-1931”

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Will Rogers
Funny, Sarcastic, Horse
"Will Rogers' Weekly Articles: The Roosevelt Years, 1933-1935".

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.

Will Rogers
Funny, Humorous, Party

I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.

Will Rogers
Funny, Country, Humor
Will Rogers (1980). “Will Rogers' Weekly Articles: The Harding”

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.

Will Rogers
Funny, Humorous, Party
Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1995). “Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)”, M Evans & Company

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

Will Rogers
Funny, Hurt, Humor

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