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Will Rogers Quotes about Funny - Page 2

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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

Funny, Witty, Humorous

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Funny, Smile, Money

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

Funny, California, Oklahoma

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.

Funny, Humorous, Russia

Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling, Frances N. Sterling (1993). “Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties”, p.195, Rowman & Littlefield

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there

Funny, Witty, Humorous

You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.

Funny, Writing, Mean

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Funny, Hate, Golf

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

Funny, Humor, Able

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Funny, Life, Wisdom

Letter in New York Times 29 Apr. 1930

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

Funny, Sarcastic, Hurt

Will Rogers, James Smallwood, Steven K. Gragert (1982). “Will Rogers' Weekly Articles: The Hoover years, 1929-1931”

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

Funny, Movie, Witty

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Inspirational, Funny, Girl

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

Funny, Humor, Cowboy

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Funny, Laughter, Food

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

Funny, Life, Inspiration

Daily Telegram number 2678 on March 06, 1935. "Will Rogers' Daily Telegrams: The Roosevelt years, 1933-1935". Book edited by Steven Gragert and James Smallwood, 2008.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Funny, Hilarious, Parenting

The Illiterate Digest "Warning to Jokers: Lay Off the Prince" (1924)

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

Funny, Mother, Father

Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1988). “The Will Rogers scrapbook”, Random House Value Publishing

I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.

Funny, Witty, Return

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.

Funny, Lazy, Sloth

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.

Funny, Humorous, Party

Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1995). “Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)”, M Evans & Company

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one

Funny, Humorous, Party

Will Rogers (1983). “Radio broadcasts of Will Rogers”, Oklahoma State Univ Pr

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Funny, Way, Lawyer

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out

Funny, Money, Politician

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

Funny, Letting Go, Humorous

Will Rogers (1992). “Will Rogers at the Ziegfeld Follies”, p.44, University of Oklahoma Press

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Funny, Thinking, Aggravation

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