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Baby Quotes - Page 9

We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.

Mark Twain, General Press (2016). “The Complete Works of Mark Twain: All 13 Novels, Short Stories, Poetry and Essays”, p.2170, GENERAL PRESS

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.26, University of Georgia Press

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Will Rogers (1978). “Will Rogers' Daily Telegrams: The Coolidge years, 1926-1929”, Will Rogers Heritage Trust

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

Phyllis Diller (2006). “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy”, p.20, Penguin