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Bars Quotes - Page 2

The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high.

"Comedian Steve Harvey: Women's standards too low". www.cnn.com. March 23, 2009.

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'

"Life of the Party" by Ryan Lizza, www.newyorker.com. March 12, 2012.

The beast in me Is caged by frail and fragile bars.

Song: The Beast In Me, Album: American Recordings, 1994

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.

Charles Bukowski (2013). “Notes of a Dirty Old Man”, p.48, City Lights Books

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion