Hotel Quotes

It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing - I used to be a good boy.

The corporations don't have to lobby the government anymore. They are the government.

I only watch TV when I go to hotels.

I knew a girl named Nikki I guess u could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said "how'd u like 2 waste some time?" And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind.

Sure, we loaned money to build hotels and casinos in Las Vegas. So what? Las Vegas borrowers were good customers.

A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.

Love is like those second-rate hotels where all the luxury is in the lobby.

In Positano, I like the San Pietro Hotel, which is run by a friend whose family has owned the hotel for more than 100 years.

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.

Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.

I don't do much else but stay in my hotel room.

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

If you're a person who says yes most of the time, you'll find yourself in the hotel business and the restaurant business.

This book was company for me - I wrote these things when I was in hotels, far from where I normally live. I never intended to publish it.

[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

I lived in a hotel across the street from Disneyland for a month.

My definition of a good hotel is a place I'd stay at.

I am Eloise. I am six. I live at the Plaza hotel.

For me, the best places to write are on planes, trains and at airports. Not hotel rooms but hotel lobbies. I'm really happy when I'm waiting for a plane and the message comes that it's three hours late. Great, I'll get to write!

This life at best is but an inn, and we the passengers.

It was never decreed that a god mustn't pay hotel bills.

Hotel Food !!, If i eat i will get Obesity, if i don't eat i will get Acidity...WHAT THE F...O...O...D...!!

I am tired of hotels promising to go the extra mile only to have them refuse to go round the corner!

Boutique hotels are great, but they get too cute. Some hotels have shoe polish. It's like, come on, this isn't 1960. No one's polishing their shoes.

Why is Wi-Fi free at cheap hotels, but $14 a night at expensive ones?