Beer Quotes - Page 3

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.

I'm not saying that people shouldn't go out to football games and drink beer and have a good time, I do it myself. But, at the same time, people are so apathetic and that shows me that they don't care about themselves. They have no self-image. Their image is projected to them via the television and that is where they make decisions about who they are according to what the public says they ought to be.

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.

Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a few cold ones with the blokes is both an escape and a confirmation of belonging.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

There is more similarity in the marketing challenge of selling a precious painting by Degas and a frosted mug of root beer than you ever thought possible.

Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.

Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity; but what's the odds, so long as you're happy?

I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it's very good for the hair.

The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.

Life ain't all beer and skittles.

I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.