Beer Quotes - Page 5

Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health)

Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them at all.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together!

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.

I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.'

We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself.

Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.

I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair?

Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.

Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer.

Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Golf is a terrible, hopeless addiction, it seems: it makes its devotees willing to trudge miles in any manner of weather, lugging a huge, incommodious and appallingly heavy bag with them, in pursuit of a tiny and fantastically expensive ball, in a fanatical attempt to direct it into a hole the size of a beer glass half a mile away. If anything could be better calculated to convince one of the essential lunacy of the human race, I haven't found it.

Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.

Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.

Religions change; beer and wine remain.

Beer is an improvement on water itself.

Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.

How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it.

Ideally, brewers interpret history, and through science they create art.

I am awake, I might as well be drinking