Beer Quotes - Page 2

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Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.

When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you - you nicotine-soaked, beer-besmeared, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devil - talk to me face to face.

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

So relational evangelism? Go for it, as long as it turns into real evangelism. You hanging out having a beer with your buddy so he can see that Christians are cool is not what we’re called to do. You’re eventually going to have to open up your mouth and share the gospel. When the pure gospel is shared, people respond.

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it.

I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.

I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my homies love beer.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer.

Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.