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Cake Quotes - Page 8

Bring on the fruitcakes, we want a fruitcake for an unlovable seat.

1997 On the day before the Kensington and Chelsea Conservatives chose Alan Clark as their parliamentary candidate. In the Daily Mail, 26 Jan.

I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake.

Song: Teen Idle, Album: Electra Heart, 2012

Writing's a lot like cooking. Sometimes the cake won't rise, no matter what you do, and every now and again the cake tastes better than you ever could have dreamed it would.

Neil Gaiman (2009). “Selections from Fragile Things, Volume One: 4 Short Fictions and Wonders”, p.5, Harper Collins

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.

"Lady Gaga's new album 'finished'" by Sean Michaels, www.theguardian.com. June 23, 2010.

I mean UKIP, I mean it's just a sort of, you know, bunch of fruitcakes and loonies and closet racists, basically.

"Nigel Farage to stand down as UKIP leader again". "AM" with Michael Brissenden, www.abc.net.au. July 5, 2016.