Pancakes Quotes

Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesnt make it pancakes

No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides.

I can no more understand the totality of God than the pancake I made for breakfast understands the complexity of me

Everything can have drama if it's done right. Even a pancake.

My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes

I don't have to tell you I love you. I fed you pancakes.

I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervious to the bus fumes. That's when [Baseball Commissioner] Bowie Kuhn took me off his Christmas list.

I certainly don't sit around in the morning making pancakes listening to Whitehouse or anything.

I make the best pancakes you'll ever have! And I claim that title gladly. On Saturdays I make them for everybody.

Can you imagine wot it was like. All the girls gettin' luvly figgers and me stayin' flat as a pancake? It was no fun, I tell you.

I don't really like the whole pancake look.

Whatever's happening," she said, eventually, "it can all be sorted out." She saw the expression on my face then, worried. Scared even. And she said, "After pancakes.

Life's not linear at all. It happens in lighting flashes. So fast you don't see those lay-you-out cold moments coming at you until you're Wile E. Coyote, steamrolled flat as a pancake by the Road Runner, victim of your own elaborate schemes.

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

With Congress and the S.E.C. so heavily peopled by lawyers, and with lawyers having been so heavily involved in drafting financial disclosure documents now seen as bogus, there was a new "lawyer" joke every week. One such was: "The butcher says 'the reputation of lawyers has fallen dramatically', and the check-out clerk replies: "How do you fall dramatically off a pancake?

Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes?

Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year.

It's pretty easy to hear what people are physically responding to versus what's just flat as a pancake in the room when it comes to jokes.

Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince, of the House of Windsor, and the Governor, of the House of Pancake.

I'm an awfully loyal friend. Once I've started a relationship with someone, it's like they are syrup and I'm a pancake. Their syrup gets into my pancake, so to speak.

One can't be too dangerous, if they like to eat pancakes. Especially with jam on it.

Someone who eats pancakes and jam can't be so awfully dangerous. You can talk to him.

I hated the makeup. I hated all that pancake makeup. I didn't really like dressing for parts.

I got to wear pancake makeup because you know I'm a show biz professional and they all wear pancake makeup. I got to drink free cokes!