Comedian Quotes - Page 10

I didn't really want to be a comedian.

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.

Ever since I was a kid, I just loved those comedians on TV who would just have fun with the language.

A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.

There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate.

The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .

I'm a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night.

I love comedy. If I could be a comedian - well, I probably would not take that job because it seems really hard, but I wish I could be.

Comedians... they're different from actors. There's more ego there. They create the whole thing, I guess, so they're more precious.

I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

My goal is just to become a better comedian.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

I thought I better warn you that I am not one of those politically correct comedians, but it turns out that also I'm not really that racist, homophobic or woman hating either, so you might not notice

I consider myself a sit-down comedian really, as much as anything else. I love comedy. Life is a cosmic joke.

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians ... just like some people are born dentists.

The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

One night I attended a Laughing Liberally comedy show. There was one funny comedian there - Lee Camp.

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh.

Even if I wasn't an actress or a comedian, I would be spreading love and laughter [with] whatever I did.

Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get.

Some comedians really are funnier than others. Some people really are more beautiful than others. But these are true only because of the kinds of creatures we happen to be; the perceptual apparatus - apparati - that we happen to have.