Dessert Quotes - Page 2

Life is short, have dessert first.

Sexual touch is the dessert of married life!

If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.

I did though at least expect him to correct the false statements he made when he was trying to protect the Presidency. Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn't resist the dessert.

By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert

It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.

Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!

I love dessert. I can't be guilty about it because I have to taste everything. I experiment.

If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that.

Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert.

Some people prefer eating dessert to the main course. These people have never been really hungry.

You just don't notice the time of your own metamorphosis. Until you do. Every once in a while time dissolves and you remember what you liked as a kid. You jump on your hotel bed, order dessert first, decide to put every piece of jewelry you own on your body and leave the house. Why? Because you can. Because you're the boss. Because... Ooooh. Shiny.

You don't just change your whole life in one big step. It's the small things you do every day that pull over to the big things, like taking yourself out for coffee and eating a really good dessert when you're depressed could be the start to living a fulfilled life.

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.

Traditional British desserts with lots of custard are my biggest weakness - I particularly love the puds at St. John restaurant in East London.

UML is not dessert topping and floor wax.

I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste.

My life didnʹt need to be on the line for me to enjoy dessert.

The only obvious advantage to being an adult is that you can eat your dessert without haying sampled the vegetables.

I am crazy for dessert. I eat everything. No one should be denied anything... just don't eat the whole thing.

I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich.

What is it with you and frozen desserts Why do you always want them?" "Because we live in a dessert.

Dinner is to a day what dessert is to dinner.