Dog Quotes - Page 64

Fanaticism in religion is the alliance of the passions she condemns with the dogmas she professes.

I think people have always liked in me the combination of being the underdog because I'm a tiny woman but I have enormous authority in myself.

Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.

Hey! You can be more than just a car company. You can be more than just a pet food company. You can aspire to loving dogs, rather than just feeding dogs.

They can see their neighbors. Roosters and dogs can be heard from there. Still, they will age and die without visiting one another.

I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We're small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We're not a pushover.

It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.

To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to man, not to other dogs.

You never realize a dog is a man's best friend until you start betting on horses.

I'm hoping one day to open my own shelter. I would be the person with the three-legged dog. I just love animals more than people; I really do.

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.

Every factory-farmed animal is, as a practice, treated in ways that would be illegal if it were a dog or a cat.

Fortunately, this is not something that we see a lot of. Very rarely do you see a dog in this terrible shape from starvation. People just aren't that cruel.

I'd be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational.

It is my experience that in some areas [my poodle] Charley is more intelligent that I am, but in others he is abysmally ignorant. He can't read, can't drive a car, and has no grasp of mathematics. But in his own field of endeavor, which he is now practicing, the slow, imperial smelling over and anointing on an area, he has no peer. Of course his horizons are limited, but how wide are mine?

I ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog.

A dog is the greatest gift a parent can give a child. OK, a good education, then a dog.

A dog doesn't care if you are rich or poor, educated of illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his. It was really quite simple, and yet we humans, so much wiser and more sophisticated, have always had trouble figuring out what really counts and what does not.

I've been very successful doing voices in movies. I did Olive, the Other Reindeer, with Drew Barrymore, and I did Cats and Dogs. My children came to some of the sessions.

I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.

Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.

Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says "no."

So, Wesley Clark is running for president. Pretty amazing guy. Four star general, first in his class at West Point, supreme commander of NATO, saw combat in Vietnam, won the bronze star, silver star, the purple heart for being wounded in battle. See, I'm no political expert, but that sounds pretty good next to choking on a pretzel, falling off a scooter and dropping the dog.

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.