Drink Quotes - Page 10

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.

I remembered my New Orleans days, living on two five-cent candy bars a day for weeks at a time in order to have leisure to write. But starvation, unfortunately, didn't improve art. It only hindered it. A man's soul was rooted in his stomach. A man could write much better after eating a porterhouse steak and drinking a pint of whiskey than he could ever write after eating a nickel candy bar. The myth of the starving artist was a hoax.

If you have a glass full of liquid you can discourse forever on its qualities, discuss whether it is cold, warm, whether it is really and truly composed of H-2-O, or even mineral water, or saki. Meditation is Drinking it!

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!

You have only so many bottles in your life, never drink a bad one.

I've been getting into drinking smoothies in the morning - I like those a lot.

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.

All I ever did was supply a demand that was pretty popular.

Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science.

A major cause of the Roman Empire's decline, after six centuries of world dominance was its replacement of stone aqueducts by lead pipes for the transport and supply of drinking water. Roman engineers, the best in the world, turned their fellow citizens into cripples. Today our own "best and brightest," with the best of intentions, achieve the same end through childhood vaccination programmes yielding the modern scourges of hyperactivity, learning disabilities, autism, appetite disorders, and impulsive violence.

I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process.

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!

Whenever I drink champagne I either laugh or cry...I get so emotional! I love champagne.

Now that lilacs are in bloom She has a bowl of lilacs in her room And twists one in her fingers while she talks. "Ah, my friend, you do not know, you do not know What life is, you who hold it in your hands"; (slowly twisting the lilac stalks) "You let it flow from you, you let it flow, And youth is cruel, and has no remorse And smiles at situations which it cannot see." I smile, of course, And go on drinking tea.

Eating, drinking. sleeping, pro-creating. A little laughter, a lot of tears. Is this all there is to life? Don't die like a worm on the surface of the planet. WAKE UP and be all that you can be, you are so much more than that.

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health)

Research consistently shows that the risks to health outweigh the benefits of drinking alcohol. My argument is that the benefits to my mental health justify the risks.

You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

More important than the food pairing is the person with whom you drink the wine.

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.