Drink Quotes - Page 13

My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.

Our children don't have to have drinking problems. They don't have to go through divorce or live defeated lives. You can be the one to stir them up, shake them up, and tell them there is a champion inside of them just waiting to come out. Tell them God has a plan for their lives, and they are destined to do greater things than we ever thought of doing.... You can decide to be the role model and reverse your whole generational pattern from a bad one to a good one.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

God seldom calls us for an easier life, but always calls us to know more of him and drink more deeply of His sustaining grace.

Death by drink driving is the only socially acceptable form of homicide.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

I say to consumers: instead of relying totally on critics, drink what you like and like what you drink.

I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin

Nature set a limit on sleep - as it did on eating and drinking. And youre over the limit. But not of working. There youre still below your quota. You dont love yourself enough. Or youd love your nature too and what it demands of you. People who love what they do wear themselves down doing it. They even forget to wash and eat.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

If drinking don't kill me, her memory will.

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

People are the only animals that drink the milk of the mother of another species. All other animals stop drinking milk altogether after weaning. It is unnatural for a dog to nurse from a mother giraffe; it is just as unnatural for a human being to drink the milk of a cow.

Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged.

I view tea drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frame, an en-genderer of effeminancy and laziness, a debaucher of youth and maker of misery for old age. Thus he makes that miserable progress towards that death which he finds ten or fifteen years sooner than he would have found it if he had made his wife brew beer instead of making tea.

Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.

I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.

I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

To be happy you have to fulfill your nature. That's what Aristotle taught so many centuries ago, that the road to happiness isn't to go drink more or consume more. The road to happiness is to fully develop your abilities, and then apply them to do good.

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

He that drinks his Cyder alone, let him catch his Horse alone.

We have to keep the body in good health; we have to take care of what we eat and drink, and what we do.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

People want leadership, Mr. President, and in the absence of genuine leadership, they'll listen to anyone who steps up to the microphone. They want leadership. They're so thirsty for it they'll crawl through the desert toward a mirage, and when they discover there's no water, they'll drink the sand.

Fellow made me a $10 bet I couldnt quit, and I havent had a drink since. At the time I needed the $10.