Drink Quotes - Page 25

I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken, fish and salads.

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

Drink to forget; don't forget to drink.

Drinking water is like washing out your insides. The water will cleanse the system, fill you up, decrease your caloric load and improve the function of all your tissues.

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of soft drink.

The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop.

There is a difference between eating and drinking for strength and from mere gluttony.

Do something to make more money yourself - spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, and more time working.

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

I don't snack all the time, but I do sometimes drink l more than I should.

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs.

Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And if you're vegan, you're annoying.

Late hours, nocturnal cigars, and midnight drinkings, pleasurable though they may be, consume too quickly the free-flowing lamps of youth, and are fatal at once to the husbanded candle-ends of age.

I don't ever wanna drink again, I just, ooh I just need a friend

You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble.

A single glass of champagne imparts a feeling of exhilaration. The nerves are braced; the imagination is stirred, the wits become more nimble.

Drink down all unkindness.

They who drink beer will think beer.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.

Wine is bottled poetry.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.