Drinking Quotes - Page 21

I saw grief drinking a cup of sorrow and called out, 'It tastes sweet, does it not?' 'You've caught me,' grief answered, 'and you've ruined my business. How can I sell sorrow, when you know it's a blessing?

I don't know, I'm not from this neighborhood."-to Jake LaMotta after a night of drinking when LaMotta asked "is that the sun or the moon?

I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.

Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.

The first thing I did was give up sweet tea because I drank so much. I'd start drinking at lunchtime and wouldn't set it down until I went to bed. When you calculate how much empty calories and how much sugar I was consuming, it was staggering. So I haven't had a glass of sweet tea in three years.

Only the unimaginative can fail to find a reason for drinking Champagne

Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves - slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future.

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

Drinking water is like washing out your insides. The water will cleanse the system, fill you up, decrease your caloric load and improve the function of all your tissues.

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.

The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop.

There is a difference between eating and drinking for strength and from mere gluttony.

Do something to make more money yourself - spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, and more time working.

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs.

Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And if you're vegan, you're annoying.

Late hours, nocturnal cigars, and midnight drinkings, pleasurable though they may be, consume too quickly the free-flowing lamps of youth, and are fatal at once to the husbanded candle-ends of age.

You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble.

A single glass of champagne imparts a feeling of exhilaration. The nerves are braced; the imagination is stirred, the wits become more nimble.

They who drink beer will think beer.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.

Wine is bottled poetry.