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Drinking Quotes - Page 22

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

"Bottled Wisdom: Over 1,000 Spirited Quotations & Anecdotes" by Mark Pollman, Wildstone Media, (p. 146), January 1, 1998.

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.57, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.

"Maya Angelou: Best-Selling Poet Shares Story of Her Life and Work" by Brent Cunningham, www.buffalo.edu. April 30, 1998.

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

"Cat's Cradle". Book by Kurt Vonnegut, 1963.

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (2007). “The Great Gatsby”, p.104, Broadview Press

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (2011). “On Booze (New Directions Pearls)”, p.92, New Directions Publishing