Drinking Quotes - Page 5

The word of God is a tree of life that offers us blessed fruit from each of its branches. It is like that rock which was struck open in the wilderness, from which all were offered spiritual drink. Be glad then that you are overwhelmed, and do not be saddened because he has overcome you. A thirsty person is happy when drinking, and not depressed, because the spring is inexhaustible. You can satisfy your thirst without exhausting the spring; then when you thirst again, you can drink from it once more.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.

Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.

One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.

Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.

Drinking freshly made juices and eating enough whole foods to provide adequate fiber is a sensible approach to a healthful diet.

I'm just taking care of myself: Eating less, exercising more, drinking a lot of coconut water.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

If it went on the ballot in Colorado, I would vote to lower the drinking age.

It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

My suggestion is that we should first work to ensure the Third World has clean drinking water and sanitation.

I know I'm not a showy politician... I don't go drinking in parliament's bars. I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, I just get on with the job in front of me and you can judge me by my record.

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I'd probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to hell.

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.