Drunk Quotes - Page 9

I wish I'd drunk more champagne.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.

I have always smoked and drunk and loved too much. In fact I have lived not too long but too much. One day the Iron Crab will get me. Then I shall have died of living too much.

Like one who has eaten and drunk too much and vomits painfully and then feels better, so did the restless man wish he could rid himself with one terrific heave of these pleasures, of these habits of this entirely senseless life.

I didn't want to be like a punch-drunk fighter, going around and reliving the big moment.

I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober.

While I was an addict, I didn't write anything. I didn't have the attention span or the will.

So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.

If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book.

You’ve got to be prepared for the names they are going to call you compared to your male peers… You will be a floozy and a slattern. He will be virile and a ladies’ man. You will be a freakshow, a retching wretch, a sloppy drunk. He will be charismatic, vainglorious, a ferocious drunk and Dionysian. You will be indiscriminate and desperate. He will be generous, tortured and driven.

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk.

I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.

Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. A typhoon couldn't blow that thing off their heads. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.

When all is complete deep in the teapot, when tea, mint, and sugar have completely diffused throughout the water, coloring and saturating it...then a glass will be filled and poured back into the mixture, blending it further. The comes waiting. Motionless waiting. Finally, from high up, like some green cataract whose sight and sound mesmerize, the tea will once again cascade into a glass. Now it can be drunk, dreamily, forehead bowed, fingers held wide away from the scalding glass.

Be drunk with LOVE, for Love is all that exists.

Passion is the drunkenness of the mind.

And how could I believe that Australian wine was automatically inferior to wine sourced from other regions on the planet when I had never drunk anything but liquid nitrogen?

Ride your emotions as the shallop rides the waves; don't get upset among them. There are people who enjoy getting swamped emotionally, just as, incredibly, there are people who enjoy getting drunk.

There's a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.