Drunk Quotes - Page 2

Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

Nationalism is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.

When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.

There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a bottle of champagne — bubbling over with heartfelt gratitude for being alive.

Heaven preserve me from littleness and pleasantness and smoothness. Give me great glaring vices, and great glaring virtues, but preserve me from the neat little neutral ambiguities. Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity's sake be it to the top of your bent. Live fully, live passionately, live disastrously. Let's live, you and I, as none have ever lived before.

Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'

I have lived carefully, sheltered myself from the cold winds, eaten moderately of what was in season, drunk fine claret, slept in my own sheets; I shall live long.

Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity's sake be it to the top of your bent.

Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material.

Those who have been too long at their labor, who have drunk too long at the cup of voluptuousness, who feel they have become temporarily inhumane, who are tormented by their families, who find life sad and love ephemeral......they should all eat chocolate and they will be comforted.

I'm still terrified of flying. I really have to get drunk to fly. I've found that I've developed fears I never had before... fears of heights, claustrophobia... only in cities, though, never in the country.

I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.

People are used to being stimulated. People are drunk on entertainment and when you're going out and seeing movies where 200 people are machine gunned down and vampires are tearing people's throats out, and I'm not saying that is bad or it should be censored, but people are drunk on stimuli.

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.

I dealt with men who had tempers, and who could get violent-Lord knows how I had to defend myself against Howard Hughes and Frank Sinatra, and from Artie Shaw's verbal abuse. But George [C. Scott] was a different category of animal when he got drunk. He'd break into my hotel room, which he did in Italy, London and at the Beverly Hills Hotel, attack me to where I was frightened for my life, and scream, 'Why won't you marry me?' Well, I would never marry a man who couldn't control his liquor. Me, I'm a happy drunk. I laugh, I dance. I certainly don't break bottles and threaten to kill.

Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.

I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real poem.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry.

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.