Drunk Quotes - Page 4

I have often regretted what I have eaten, but never what I have drunk.

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

I know what I think but I don't know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit drunk and dance it for you.

I liked you better when you were drunk .

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek

Whoever thinks he is objective must already be half drunk.

If you don't think you've got the blues, just keep living, and if you don't think you're drunk, just keep drinking what you're drinking.

Anthony raised his red plastic cup to me and shouted something, but it was too hard to hear over the music. “What?” I called back. “You look great!” A goofy smile was plastered on his face. “Oh boy,” Vee said. “Not just a pimp, but a smashed pimp.” “So maybe he’s a little drunk.” “Drunk and hoping to corner you alone in a bedroom upstairs.” Ugh.

She was sound asleep when he came to curl up next to her. She grunted. "Don't worry. I'm too drunk, I won't do anything," he murmered. As she had her back to him, he placed his nose on her neck and slid his arm underneath her to be as close to her as possible. Short strands of her hair tickled his nostrils. "Camille?" Was she asleep? Was she pretending? No answer either way. "I like being with you." A little smile. Was she dreaming? Was she asleep? Who knows.

When you have any kind of success in life, that's like the most dangerous moment that you're in because you're going to tend to think wow, I can just keep repeating what I've done. I'm a great person. People love me. All of the sudden they're giving me all of this attention. You get drunk on it and you lose your sense of balance and your sense of detachment. I know it's happened to me.

Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings.

Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way.

[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.

I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic".

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter.

Be IN it. Get drunk in the moment.

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

Only the few times I've been to so-called treatment centers, which were a complete waste of money and useless. I didn't know what I was doing at the time, because I was always drunk when I checked in.

As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. This is what is called ecstasy.