Drunk Quotes - Page 7

Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory.

Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.'

When irony first makes itself known in a young man's life, it can be like his first experience of getting drunk; he has met with a powerful thing which he does not know how to handle.

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

I'm tearing down Route 80 East, the sun's on my right side. I'm drunk, but my vision's good.

You cannot prevent a man getting drunk if he wishes to do so, but when he becomes a nuisance, then you interfere.

Of them all, it was the true love. Of them all, it was the best. That other sumptuous love which made one drunk, which one longed for, envied, believed in, that was not life. It was what life was seeking; it was a suspension of life. But to be close to a child, for whom one spent everything, whose life was protected and nourished by one's own, to have that child beside one, at peace, was the real, the deepest, the only joy.

It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years.

I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want to be that person anymore.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.

Drunk with the joy of singing I forget myself and call thee friend who art my lord.

For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone.

If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.

God watches over drunks and third baseman.

I'm a loving drunk. I get sentimental. "I love you guys." I drunk-dial a lot.

I frowned at the list. “So… I’ll go back and tell the Traynors that I’m going to get their suicidal quadriplegic son drunk, spend their money on strippers and lap dancers, and then trundle him off to the Disability Olympics—

People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I love Dylan. I only met him once, about three years ago, back at the Kettle of Fish on MacDougal Street. That was before I went to England. I think both of us were pretty drunk at the time, so he probably doesn’t remember it.

The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.

Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring hikers out in the Broken into thinking he was Bigfoot.

The old shepherd had died, or got drunk, or got rats, or got the sack, or a legacy, or got sane, or chucked it, or got lost, or found, or a wife, or had cut his throat, or hanged himself, or got into Parliament or the peerage anyway, anything had happened to him that can happen to an old shepherd or any other man in the bush, and he wasn't there.

Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions.

I'm drunk on the fiery elixer of beauty.