Mark Twain Quotes about Funeral
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.
Mark Twain (1972). “Everyone's Mark Twain”
Mark Twain (2013). “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn”, p.9, Atlântico Press
Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion.
Mark Twain (2012). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.401, Courier Corporation