Funny Inspirational Quotes - Page 3

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?" Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.

The standard four food groups are based on American agricultural lobbies. Why do we have a milk group? Because we have a National Dairy Council. Why do we have a meat group? Because we have an extremely powerful meat lobby.

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?

Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

Nature itself is the best physician.

When you take the time to actually listen, with humility, to what people have to say, it's amazing what you can learn. Especially if the people who are doing the talking also happen to be children.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.

Nothing's changed my life more. I feel better about myself as a person, being conscious and responsible for my actions and I lost weight and my skin cleared up and I got bright eyes and I just became stronger and healthier and happier. Can't think of anything better in the world to be but be vegan.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Truth is what stands the test of experience.

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything.

We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't make them all yourself.

To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.

Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.

So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!