Funny Relationship Quotes - Page 3

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.

Love, honor, and negotiate.

It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.

It was the love of love, the love of swallows up all else, a grateful love, a love of natural, of people, of animals, a love ingengering gentleness and goodness that moved meand that I saw in you

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life.

I have a funny relationship to language. When I came to California when I was three I spoke Urdu fluently and I didn't speak a word of English. Within a few months I lost all my Urdu and spoke only English and then I learned Urdu all over again when I was nine. Urdu is my first language but it's not as good as my English and it's sort of become my third language. English is my best language but was the second language I learned.

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

It's been said a thousand ways by hundreds of different people through the years, but is still as true as ever. If mamma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. Yellow H. Most couples have not had hundreds of arguments; they've had the same argument hundreds of times.

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.

My mother's last word to me clanks inside me like an iron bell that someone beats at dinnertime: love, love, love, love, love.

Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

Of course 'we humans' have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them.