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Girlfriend Quotes - Page 9

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

"Jimmy Carr's 40 most memorable jokes: One-liners and videos galore to mark comic's 40th birthday" by Rob Leigh, www.mirror.co.uk. September 14, 2012.

I never like to be lied to by a girlfriend or agent, and certainly not the president of the United States.

"Triumphant U2 steal Carey's Grammys glory" by Dan Glaister, www.theguardian.com. February 9, 2006.

All the songs I write are about human dynamics, whether it's with girlfriends, boyfriends, or family.

"What I know about men". Interview with Chloe Diski, www.theguardian.com. October 7, 2006.