Humour Quotes - Page 3

The English take everything with an exquisite sense of humour. They are only offended if you tell them that they have no sense of humour.

I've often said the most difficult things I have to say to people through humour. I can very quickly put someone in their place with it. But we all walk away unscathed because there's been some funnies around it, and I'll usually make sure that it comes back at me.

Through humour, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight.

We've had a day of great drama and of humour too. The rumour mill is now taking over

The worst in life, we are told, is compatible with the best in art. So too the worst in life is compatible with the best in humour.

Inevitably you're going to be delayed somewhere. Always have a book. Always have a movie. Always have a notebook. And then always have a sense of humour.

I like someone with a really good and dark sense of humour.

everybody fancies they have that rare thing, a sense of humour.

Cynicism is the humour of hatred

Humour is the shortest road from one person to another.

Whenever you find humour, you find pathos close by its side.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but you smell like Magnus.

If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it

All Dickens's humour couldn't save Dickens, save him from his overcrowded life, its sordid and neurotic central tragedy and its premature collapse. But Dickens's humour, and all such humour, has saved or at least greatly served the world.

What's happened to humour? We're becoming American. Everyone gets so angry over everything.

When you absolutely don't know what to do anymore, it is time to panic

I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically demeaning it.

HOMŒOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.

While the eyes of the world will be on us let's show everyone that we have a great sense of humour.

Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won?

Humour is the making others act or talk absurdly and unconsciously; wit is the pointing out and ridiculing that absurdity consciously, and with more or less ill-nature.

Once I asked Teichman what he thought of Bird's chess: "Same as his health," he replied, "always alternating between being dangerously ill and dangerously well."

A British villain never loses their sense of humour.