Humour Quotes - Page 2

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humour.

Humour is God's special gift to humanity. Handy, because it turns out to be necessary.

Humour is like violence. They both come to you unexpectedly, and the more unpredictable they both are, the better it gets.

The ironic humor comes from the distance between what we understand about ourselves and what is truly going on in ourselves.

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

I enjoy humour more than anything, I don't really sit around banging my head and crying all the time.

My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox.

As soon as I got funny, I killed any majestic intentions in my work.

The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy.

He laughs best whose laugh lasts.

There just isn't enough televised Chess

Humour has always been a self-defence mechanism for me.

The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.

Apparently, I have a totally different sense of humour.

At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.

I consider myself something of a raconteur. I have a rather audacious sense of humour.

Humour is essentially a comforter, reconciling us to things as they are in contrast to things as they might be.

Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said.

While it is entirely untrue that Canadians lack a sense of humour, the funniest ones tend to head south: Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Michael J. Fox.

Now I have the pawn and the compensation.

He (The Agent) just takes ten per cent of your life.

That which has not a real excellency and value in it self, entertains no longer than the giddy Humour which recommended it to us holds.

You can't take yourself too seriously.

All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it?

According as the man is, so must you humour him.