Laughing Quotes - Page 70

I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.

Only a short time ago, I learned that people laughed at me. Now I can see that unknowingly I joined them in laughing at myself. That hurts the most.

One aspect of play is the importance of laughter, which has physiological and psychological benefits. Did you know that there are thousands of laughter clubs around the world? People get together and laugh for no reason at all!

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh.

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.

One could laugh at the world better if it didn't mix tender kindliness with its brutality.

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about.

I've got some great guy friends. They can start out as crushes. But when you realize something isn't going to happen, you make a choice whether or not the friendship is worth it. And it usually is. Then you can laugh about the fact that you used to have a crush on him or he had one on you.

I love to entertain, I love to make people laugh, cry, and move them, perhaps moving them in their lives.

I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny.

I'm pretty goofy, I'll do anything for a laugh.

An elegant woman should be able to do her marketing without making housewives laugh. Those who laugh are always right.

Sometimes the very best way to deal with unpleasant things is to depict them in ways that allow people to laugh at them and destroy the power of unsayable things, rather than refusing to acknowledge them.

Beauty can afford to laugh at distinctions: it is itself the greatest distinction.

The only reaction that frightens me is people not laughing. It's extraordinary to me when you get a laugh. That you can go in front of a bunch of people you never met before, you can say some stuff and they all laugh in unison - that's amazing. It's a miracle.

I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.

I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes - they don't write me... And even if you don't think it's funny, you won't think it's boring. You might disagree, but you'll listen. And maybe even laugh as you disagree.

Generally I know that we've hit on a good idea if there's a moment where I'm going "HA HA HA!" because that's usually my starting point, me laughing.

It is often just as sacred to laugh as it is to pray.

Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.

Love breaks my bones and I laugh

I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.

I think one of the sexiest things a couple can share is laughing.