Marriage Quotes - Page 49

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Because it is the nature of love to create, a marriage itself is something which has to be created, so that, together we become a new creature.

Sometimes idiosyncrasies which used to be irritating become endearing, part of the complexity of a partner who has become woven deep into our own selves.

There were times after my marriage ended where, you know, I really felt like I was at the bottom of a mountain, there was a great big, fog up there, and I'm never going to cross to the other side.

Daddy was real gentle with kids. That's why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant.

If they lost the incredible conviction that they can change their wives or husbands, marriage would collapse at once.

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.

A good marriage is like Dr Who's Tardis: small and banal from the outside but spacious and interesting from within.

You are the butter to my bread,and the breath to my life

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

I couldn't see much point in tying myself down to a middle-aged woman with four children, even though the woman was my wife and the children were my own.

The clog of all pleasure, the luggage of life, is the best can be said for a very good wife.

One of the great illusions of our time is that hurrying will buy us more time.

Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.

Maidens! why should you worry in choosing whom you shall marry? Choose whom you may, you will find you have got somebody else.

How could homosexuals possibly srew up the sanctity of marriage any worse than heterosexuals?

The happiest marriages are full of alternative lives, lived in the head, unknown to the partner.

Researchers in Canada say they have discovered the part of the brain that is used to make decisions, and this is weird: If you're married, it's actually located in your wife's brain.

Fasting for your marriage can change your marriage

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

Marriage simplifies life and complicates the day.

Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.

In a happy marriage there is a continuous dense magnetic sense of communication.

The very fact that we make such a to-do over golden weddings indicates our amazement at human endurance. The celebration is more in the nature of a reward for stamina.