Redneck Quotes - Page 6

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.