You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
Among the rednecks of America, which there are many more than people seem to realize, it was terribly damaging. I got blamed for O.J.'s acquittal.
It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at the right time for that gee-shucks, proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a-straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones act. That's where we are as a nation now. We're in a state of vague American values and anti-intellectual pride.
Before, I was terrified on stage. I only play guitar during the acoustic songs. After a while, you can elicit certain responses from the crowd, like Elvis.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window.
Being Elvis Presley's daughter is a whole lot of pressure. It's been a constant burden in my life.
There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."
You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
My long hair just can't cover up my redneck.
I kinda like Florida. It's hot as hell, but we moved to Tallahassee, which is so close to Georgia. It really wasn't Florida the way people think of Florida. It wasn't south Florida. But you could still easily drive to Panama City Beach and get a little bit of Redneck Riviera if you want that. Get some airbrushed T-shirts on, and you're done.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped as white trash for years, the best friend for years, the redneck for years, the nerd for years and let me tell you...it's better to be a monster than to be a nerd.
I've been with certain stars; some are caring and pay attention to their fans and to their fellow performers and some are too busy. Elvis never seemed too busy.
I wanted to come through with my own voice and, hopefully, have it affect people. I want people to know that I'm not an Elvis impersonator.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
