Redneck Quotes - Page 7

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.