Redneck Quotes - Page 8

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is being charged with reckless endangerment, but may plead guilty to the lesser charge of being a redneck.... Hunting in a Wal-Mart parking lot. That's got to be some good eating — a deer that lives on leftover Twizzlers and Mountain Dew.

Well, as an artist, I think that Elvis's generosity to me he always talked very highly about me, he always spoke very highly about my work and singing and my writing.

I think to just single out a highlight of Elvis's career is pretty much impossible. As far as being a fan of his, a lifetime fan, there were just too many highlights.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

I'm always looking for that place, you know, where there's no rednecks, that place where people get along, and I never find it. I went to Australia, right, and I thought Australia was gonna be a groovy, surfnoid, smoke-a-joint wombat, you know? 'G'day mate!' 'No worries!' And it's like Arkansas with a beach. It's a whole country with a 'No Fat Chicks' sticker on it.

Elvis Presley, The Everly Brothers, and a lot of American artists were my greatest influences.

Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.

I was nuts about Elvis, like every girl in America.

I'm just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I'd be seeing Elvis soon.

I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.

Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.

I'm learning to hunt with rifles, because if you think about it, hunting gets you the healthiest meat - organic, free-range food. It's a totally yuppie spin on what I thought was kind of a redneck occupation.