Redneck Quotes - Page 5

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

The album is a definite departure. I haven't written original material before, except for one song on my first album, but Elvis and I did six songs together on this one.

I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I find it amazing that so many TV viewers are enchanted by beards, bad dentistry and moonshine accents.

Elvis' disappearing body is like a flashing event horizon at the edge of the black hole that is America today.

The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence.

He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.

"Rednecks" always made me nervous to play, but I'm glad I wrote it and I continue to play it. It's just that the language is so rough.

I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big league sport, but it's still also country and redneck.

Elvis Costello had a brand new bag. He was a musician, but he knew all about the attitude part of it.

I knew about Elvis. Of course, everybody knew about him then.

Going to high school in rural Florida, we always partied down in the woods. Somebody - one of the rednecks - would leave class and mow a path out to a field, and we'd drive out there. Dude, every party I went to was lit by a bonfire. Acoustic guitar.

See, heroes never die. John Wayne isn't dead, Elvis isn't dead. Otherwise you don't have a hero. You can't kill a hero. That's why I never let him get older.

Elvis was rock'n'roll. He came from the poverty and the pain.

Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.