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Remote Control Quotes

I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.

I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.

Gilbert Gottfried
People, Hitting, Remote Control

These UFOs are interplanetary devices systematically observing the earth, either manned or under remote control, or both.

Benjamin W. Chidlaw
Military, Earth, Remote Control

The prescription for better health care is more freedom to innovate, not remote-control surgery from Washington.

Arnold Kling
Care, Remote Control, Surgery

It gets harder and harder to succeed and find audiences with the 500-channel universe, the remote control, and people being so trigger happy with that remote control. It just gets harder to get a foothold.

David E. Kelley
People, Succeed, Remote Control

This is not a business where you can hand off and run by remote control.

David Neeleman
Running, Hands, Remote Control
"ON THE RECORD: DAVID NEELEMAN / Jetblue Airways". San Francisco Chronicle Interview, www.sfgate.com. September 12, 2004.

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.

Steven Wright
Funny, Humor, Remote Control

Unfortunately, real life doesn't have a remote control.

Simone Elkeles
Real, Real Life, Remote Control
Simone Elkeles (2011). “Perfect Chemistry”, p.188, Simon and Schuster

55% of all Americans lose their remote control 5 times a week. That means that they must see the same show for up to 3-4 minutes a time!

Jay Leno
Mean, Week, Remote Control

He who controls the remote, controls the world

Julie Garwood
World, Remote Control
Julie Garwood (2012). “Heartbreaker”, p.102, Simon and Schuster

9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control!

Jay Leno
Sex, Giving Up, Remote Control

A small handgun makes any TV remote control.

David Letterman
Tvs, Remote Control, Handguns
David Letterman (1994). “Late Night Top Ten Lists”

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