Sass Quotes

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass.

An absolute monarchy is one in which the sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins.

Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.

Assassin?...that sounds so exotic...i was just a murderer

More of your conversation would infect my brain.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

And when the Old Man wished to kill someone, he would take him and say: "Go and do this thing. I do this because I want to make you return to paradise." And the assassins go and perform the deed willingly.

This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!

I do not exchange my shirt with ASSASSINS

My personality is up and down, sassy and cheeky.

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

If you're going to hire an assassin, let him go out and kill someone. I can't be Shaq taking six or seven shots.

No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry.

If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting, I know that the violence will be in the thought and the action of the assassins, not in my dying.

When one consorts with assassins, one must expect to dance along the edge of a knife once or twice.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.

Do unto others, then run

Sin is the assassin of the soul.

I just really wanted to be myself. I wanted to be sassy, the attitude, all these things that I am.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

I have learned by experience that a tragic end awaits anyone who dares cross swords with me; Nasser is no more, John and Robert Kennedy died at the hands of assassins, their brother Edward has been disgraced, Krushchev was toppled, the list is endless.

Playing normal is hard; especially playing normal that's not you. The biggest challenge in playing Alicia is trying to make a teenage girl seem fully formed and not the quintessential moody teenager with a quippy, sassy line here and there.