Smoke Quotes - Page 3

Worriers spend a lot of time shoveling smoke.

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

It turned out I had always been a smoker. I just hadn't had any cigarettes.

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

I don't operate on smokers. I tell cigarette smokers that I can operate on you, I get paid the same. And you might even do well. But it's the wrong thing to do. So I refuse to operate on you until you stop smoking.

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

I don't smoke, so they never sent me a copy

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

None of my friends smoke. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.

There can no great smoke arise, but there must be some fire.

I actually don't smoke weed, but I've played a lot of stoners - especially with Seth Rogen.

The wreath of cigarette smoke which curls about the head of the growing lad holds his brain in an iron grip which prevents it from growing and his mind from developing just as surely as the iron shoe does the foot of the Chinese girl.

If all boys could be made to know that with every breath of cigarette smoke they inhale imbecility and exhale manhood ... and that the cigarette is a maker of invalids, criminals and fools-not men-it ought to deter them some. The yellow finger stain is an emblem of deeper degradation and enslavement than the ball and chain.

Can I smoke now without someone taking my picture?

There are no ugly cigars, only ugly smokers.

The smoke of glory is not worth the smoke of a pipe.

Life without smoking is like the smoke without the roast.

I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally, every day.

Love, Cough, & a Smoke, can't well be hid.

Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers.

Black smoke, the flickering sister of fire.

I don't drink, I don't smoke and I don't party.

The only thing I smoke is my competition

I'm not a homosexual and I don't smoke pot, so what would I say?

Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be.