Smoking Quotes - Page 5

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

Do something to make more money yourself - spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, and more time working.

What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man is Smoking a Five-Cent Cigar.

It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act.

I can ask for cigarettes in every language

Allen Carr's Easy Way to Stop Smoking Program achieved for me a thing that I thought was not possible - to give up a thirty year smoking habit literally overnight. It was nothing short of a miracle.

The reason I was able to give up smoking was because of the computer. You couldn't lean a cigarette on a computer, like you could on a typewriter. So it just made it that much more difficult to smoke. So I quit.

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

Smoking I find the most ridiculous of all the varieties of human behavior and practically the only one that is entirely against nature. Can you imagine a cow or any animal taking a mouthful of smoldering straw then breathing in the smoke and blowing it out through its nostrils?

I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass.

Privacy is dead, and social media holds the smoking gun.

'You ain't got any tobacco,' he said scornfully to Bunyip Bluegum. 'I can see that at a glance. You're one of the non smoking sort, all fur and feathers.'

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

The tobacco business is a conspiracy against womanhood and manhood. It owes its origin to that scoundrel Sir Walter Raleigh, who was likewise the founder of American slavery.

I just saw a guy filling up his gas tank with one hand and smoking with the other. Seriously?

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Dr Parr...asked him, how he had acquired his power of smoking at such a rate? Lamb replied, 'I toiled after it, sir, as some men toil after virtue.'

Smoking had become my favorite thing in the world to do. It was like having instant comfort, no matter where or when.

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.

My voice has gotten better from smoking.

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest.

My motto is: walk expropriating and igniting, always leaving behind me howls of moral offenses and smoking trunks of old things.

When I was in seventh grade my mom caught me smoking cigarettes and punished me by making me smoke the entire carton. All it did was piss me off because I was out of cigarettes.

Heart disease is not a Lipitor, Crestor or even an “anacetrapib” deficiency. It is a complex end result of multiple factors driven by our diet, fitness level, stress, and other lifestyle factors such as smoking, social connections, and, increasingly, environmental toxins.