Toilets Quotes - Page 6

When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'

... he trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what I needed: Stone, the Toilet Whisperer.

But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet.

The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

I visited a new cultural center in Shanghai in 2005 that was pretty much perfect, except for the really badly translated Chinglish signs: a handicapped restroom that said Deformed Mans Toilet, that kind of thing.

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.

Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice.

If a life goes down the toilet, it comes out in a river and meets the sea.

It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.

I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my chimney hole, I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

There's nothing special about losing your virginity over a toilet.

I've been on sets where the turnaround is so fast and the budget so small that the actors have been asked to speed things up and save money by changing in the public toilets. There's no room for vanity at times like that. It's the best way: get on with it!

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

Trust me-that toilet and me were best friends for the first few days I was here.